Heroic Maloriak, Valonia and Theralion down, onwards to Firelands


Well done. You managed to murder a frail, dimwitted mutant suffering from crippling scoliosis. Impressive. I'm proud of you. No, really. I am.

Oh. And the twins, too. How kind of you to break into a loving family's home and kill everyone. Look on the bright side, you may have done them a favor. I'm sure they didn't want to be alive. They could have been very sad. Probably not, though. They were always a very happy family. Their parents are crying now. Weeping over the loss of their children. Empty. Forever.

At least you earned ten achievement points. Ten useless, meaningless achievement points.

I think we've seen enough of your ... capabilities in this testing area. Why don't we move on to the next one? It's the hot new thing, you know. And by hot, I mean you'll be burned alive in a sweltering, igneous environment flooded with molten obsidian with surface temperatures so high that it instantly converts human flesh into bubbling slag. It's very exciting.

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Balgar
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best news post ever

best news post ever

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lmao

lmao

Sartania
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So... much... win!

So... much... win!